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Retarticle 

Describing something that is rhetorically retarded
Boss: do secretaries do laundry too?
Secretary: some secretaries don't even do their OWN laundry, so dont ask retarticle questions!
Boss: do u mean retarded or rhetorical?
Secretary: combination of both
Retarticle by Chendawg522 January 5, 2008
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Rumtastic 

When you’re having fire ass rum.
“Yo Ashley this Captain Morgan is rumtastic!”
Rumtastic by Sagé March 22, 2019

Rektastic 

Coined from the slang 'rekt', as in 'get rekt', used in gaming communities. When something is rektastic, you really pwned everyone.
Dude did you see me!? That was rektastic!! I wiped out their entire team, and it was 3 to 1!!
Rektastic by Slixter November 1, 2019

Rentastic 

something or someone that is considered fantastic or amazing by people named Lauren or someone else that has a "Ren" in their name.
My date last night was so Rentastic!
Rentastic by PrincessR November 24, 2009

Retarticle 

An assigned article that makes no sense, uses circular logic, or just plain makes you mad to read.
I cant go to the bar tonight because I have to read this retarticle about market segmentation.
Retarticle by Willyg243 February 7, 2009

retracticles 

word: the occurance of a mans testicles "retracting" or retreating inside himself, mainly as a defensive measure in the event of an impending impact (possibly, and most likely by a woman foot) OR due to a sudden change in temperature
Woman: you douche im totally gona kick you in the testicles!!
Man: go go retracticles!
Woman: drats, foiled again!
retracticles by mister gadget July 26, 2009