Punication

When ur playin chel ( EA NHL 21)and u fuckin crack someone, just rock their shit

Announcer: “OHHH and it’s TOTAL punication from #32!”

by Funky bastardini November 9, 2021

First Publication Excitement

FPE is the intense enthusiasm one has after finally getting one of their definitions published on "Urban Dictionary" (which is usually preceded by numerous failing attempts and "Sorry, --- was not published" e-mails)

It is frequently followed by the melancholy of noticing that nobody has viewed the definition and the only thumbs up it's got is the one the writer gave themselves right at that moment (See: First Publication Disappointment)

A: Hey, hey, I just checked my e-mail, UD finally published my definition of !@#!#, let's see how much of the world agree with me.
A's Alter Ego: Don't have the "First Publication Excitement" just yet, no one cares.
A: Stop being such a mood-killer. I hate you!
A's Alter Ego: Alright, but you're gonna get first-publication-disappointed soon... btw, I AM YOU!

by I copy-pasted pseudonym June 14, 2011

Pubrication

The development of new bodily secretions by boys during the onset of puberty. These may include fluids from the axillae, feet and groin.

My 14 year old son's feet really smell now because he is going through pubrication.

by Fournonblondes November 26, 2010

Punction

To be punctioned is to be passively aggressively attacked over text with the use of full punctuation.

Plurals include punctioned, punctioning

Bro 1: "Yo she just texted back"
Bro 2: "Fuck what'd she say?"
Bro 1: "She said 'we'll talk later.'"
Bro 2: " Damn, did she punction you?"
Bro 1: "Yep, I'm screwed"

by GreatNormalPerson December 2, 2022

pandication

incredible addiction and dedication to panda express, especially their all too tasty orange chicken

Brad has so much pandication that he always has to finish his double order of orange chicken, even if he knows that he'll throw up afterwards.

by BLAGexpress March 13, 2009

penetration publications

The best erotic story publisher around.

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by The_Penetrator April 9, 2014

punuwation

The act of being so stupid you can not either punctuate, nor spell anything in a sentence correctly.

IAm soo ! smurt i? cun uz punuwation !.

by Mooseberry November 3, 2008