merris (verb)
1. The act of unintentionally inhaling a liquid refreshment through one's nasal passages via the back of the throat, resulting in the ejection of said liquid, out of any of the facial orifices. Occurs most frequently when sudden laughter is induced by a hilarious unexpected comment or perfectly timed meme.
2. To casually ask for a bite of a dining companion's entree before they have a chance to begin eating. Most usually occurs as wait staff is en route with food, but before entree is placed onto table.
1. The act of unintentionally inhaling a liquid refreshment through one's nasal passages via the back of the throat, resulting in the ejection of said liquid, out of any of the facial orifices. Occurs most frequently when sudden laughter is induced by a hilarious unexpected comment or perfectly timed meme.
2. To casually ask for a bite of a dining companion's entree before they have a chance to begin eating. Most usually occurs as wait staff is en route with food, but before entree is placed onto table.
1. Reading our bumble dialogue aloud to each other at dinner made me laugh so hard that I merris'd half of my aperol spritz out of my nose.
2. Merris-er: "Can I get a bite of that?" Dining Companion: "Fuck no, I haven't even tried it yet."
2. Merris-er: "Can I get a bite of that?" Dining Companion: "Fuck no, I haven't even tried it yet."
by Meggattron May 7, 2020
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by thegleek17 July 19, 2013
Get the Heather Morris mug.The boring version of urban dictionary. A very normal dictionary that most student use and can be found in book stores.
Student 1: Hey, do you know what "abysmal" means?
Student 2: Let me find the definition in Merriam Webster.
Student 2: Let me find the definition in Merriam Webster.
by WeepersLikeMe December 27, 2019
Get the Merriam Webster mug.One of those 8 pound cell phones that resembles a brick. These devices were primarily made by Motorola in the mid to late 1980's. Zack Morris (a.k.a. Mark-Paul Gosselaar) regularly used these giant "portable" phones on the popular syndicated show, "Saved By The Bell."
Bill: Hey Joe, can I use your cell?
Joe: Yep, let me just get it out of my breifcase for you...
Bill: Jeez! Is that a Zack Morris phone? I'll just wait until I get home. I wouldn't be caught dead talking on that dinosaur...
Joe: Yep, let me just get it out of my breifcase for you...
Bill: Jeez! Is that a Zack Morris phone? I'll just wait until I get home. I wouldn't be caught dead talking on that dinosaur...
by ed rogers January 5, 2005
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Get the Marco from Memrise mug.The comedic genius behind (and in front of) "On The Hour" "The Day Today" "Brass Eye" "Blue Jam" "Jam" "Jaaaaam" "My Wrongs 8245 - 8249 & 117" "Nathan Barley" among other things.
Known satirist, prankster and artist. He holds the record for the most complained about broadcast in British broadbasting history for his 2001 special of Brass Eye discussing the problem of paedophiles.
Known satirist, prankster and artist. He holds the record for the most complained about broadcast in British broadbasting history for his 2001 special of Brass Eye discussing the problem of paedophiles.
The Day Today:
"Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't."
Brass Eye:
"People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink!"
Brass Eye Special:
"Why is it that we can no longer think of the British Isles, without the word paedoph in front of them?"
(Paedoph-isles)
Jam:
"When dancing, lost in techo trance, arms flailing, gawky Bez, then find you snagged on frowns, and slowly it dawns, you're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life support machine that marks the steady fading of your day old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens lead to blue flash road mash, stretchers, covered heads and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping 'neath the blankets, to snuggle close a mangle bird, hoping you soon too will be freezer drawed. Then welcome. Mmm, blue chemotherapy wig. Welcome. In Jam, Jam, Jam, Jam, Jaaaaam."
Nathan Barley:
"You should come, dollsnatch. It's gonna be total fucking Mexico."
"Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't."
Brass Eye:
"People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink!"
Brass Eye Special:
"Why is it that we can no longer think of the British Isles, without the word paedoph in front of them?"
(Paedoph-isles)
Jam:
"When dancing, lost in techo trance, arms flailing, gawky Bez, then find you snagged on frowns, and slowly it dawns, you're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life support machine that marks the steady fading of your day old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens lead to blue flash road mash, stretchers, covered heads and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping 'neath the blankets, to snuggle close a mangle bird, hoping you soon too will be freezer drawed. Then welcome. Mmm, blue chemotherapy wig. Welcome. In Jam, Jam, Jam, Jam, Jaaaaam."
Nathan Barley:
"You should come, dollsnatch. It's gonna be total fucking Mexico."
by Biblo September 11, 2005
Get the Chris Morris mug.An extension of Godwin’s Law, Merritt’s Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that a participant will stop discussing things and just throw up a series of “memes” (see below). When such an event occurs, the person guilty of running afoul of Merritt's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.
Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.
by publicdefender November 17, 2016
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