by loonpipe April 23, 2014
Get the ManMuck mug.Rancid bodily secretions that mingle in the cracks and folds around the male anus, ballsack and chode; creating pungent yet sickenly appealing scratch and sniff opportunities.
Though the cameras of the world were pointing his way, the German football manager couldn’t resist reaching deep inside his trousers to scoop up some of the sweaty discharge that had collected deep inside his arse crack. As he drew his gruby fingers towards his mouth he inhaled deeply, the intoxicating aroma of last nights spunk and this morning’s skid marks filled his nostrils. ‘Who cares about the score when you have all this delicious man muck collecting in your pants!?’ He sighed
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Manfucked
When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.
Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.
Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.
by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018
Get the Manfucked mug.A man born into a low socio-economic status environment who exhibits a rude, gangster-like behavior, carries a pistol around, and never wears a shirt. He is specifically known for his duck-shaped cranium.
Random Guy: who da fuck are you?
Manduck (after equipping pistol, but just before firing at random guy): Quack quack, muthafucka.
Manduck (after equipping pistol, but just before firing at random guy): Quack quack, muthafucka.
by Quackmaster Beta May 1, 2010
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A male that deeply enjoys the female and/or male attention he gets based on his look, his personality, and/or his romantic history, yet doesnt want to call it for what it is.
And usually responds with lame comebacks after being called on it.
A male that deeply enjoys the female and/or male attention he gets based on his look, his personality, and/or his romantic history, yet doesnt want to call it for what it is.
And usually responds with lame comebacks after being called on it.
Girl_ " Stop trying to hide it, you are such a mantucket!"
Guy_ "So is your face.."
Girl _"... Mantucket."
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Guy_ "So is your face.."
Girl _"... Mantucket."
manwhore
by amnios January 12, 2011
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Trying to get rid of an annoying girlfriend try the mantuckitjamstuffit and she will be running out the room in no time if not try and get her to fuck you and one of her girlfriends cause shes a freak.
by Dicks Enormious October 26, 2009
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