Lizard

"Truck Stop Whores"

Trucker: I usually don’t find lot lizards out in the wild.

Dennis: I’m a little behind on my trucker terms, a lot lizard would be a…

Trucker: …A lizard…you know...truck stop whores.

Trucker: Back in the day, hell, I would’ve let you turn me into Swiss cheeseee…Make me into a mailbox. Open the slot and put whatever you want inside!

by jman22 March 27, 2013

Lizard

A nickname for Mark Zuckerberg

person 1 Yo, whats the news on the lizard?
person 2 Last I heard he was testifying in court for succing data.

by Malaria mike May 26, 2018

Lizard

A magical creature typically found in a desert, in trees, or on the ground. They typically perform magic when they aren't around civilization and prefer to perform their skills in a hidden dark area like a small cave. They do not like when people interfere by lifting a roof or moving their habitat in which they perform their magic, but instead they completely stop magic in a split second and make themselves look like a basic lizard to the human eye.

I moved this rock off of a few other ones and I saw a lizard run out!

by Killercoke2 October 10, 2020

Lizard

Someone who acts weird as fuck and is not acting like a normal human.

Yo stop acting like a fucking lizard, bro.

by Pdidudusuudusududud October 16, 2018

Lizard

Lazy turd

Put your dumbbells back after your workout, you lizard!

by goergisn November 21, 2019

Lizard

It’s a banana and it has arms and legs and it talks.

Cool Dude: oh my god look it’s a lizard
Fever drem gurl: banana man

by Fever DremGurl July 28, 2019

Lizard

A person who when making out sticks his/her tongue in and out in a lizard like way. They lizard kiss and it is not pleasant.

Anna: "So, I heard you hooked up with Jack."
Lucy: "Please don't remind me, it was horrible!"
Anna: "What happened?"
Lucy: "He is such a lizard!"

by Gi. January 5, 2011