(v.) Walking unnaturally, with the right arm swinging forward simultaneously as the right leg bears weight, repeating with the left arm and leg and so on. This normally occurs during stressful moments when someone is nervous and asked to walk in front of an audience of their peers. The individual will overthink the task and lerp.
John was asked to briskly walk across the stage to the rhythm of the music when he started lerping. That’s when everyone began to laugh.
by MichellaBella June 22, 2021
When you have a stupid moment and you can be classified as being a derp but your moment is just so much more queer.
by Damient November 11, 2013
Form of the verb "Lerp". If you lerp, you are a LER. A LER is a female that looks like a male. She farts quite often and picks her nose in public. She has no desire for any sexual activity. She has never kissed anyone, except for perhaps a doll. People run away when the see a LER and are usually quite afraid of a LER. She is fat and ugly and has no friends.
Lauren- "Omg that girls such a creeper"
Elyse- "Ew I know! That's Lexie. She lerping!"
Lauren- "No wonder her parents put her up for adoption."
Elyse- "Doesn't she live at the zoo though?"
Lauren- "Yah that was the only place that would take her."
Elyse- "Ew I know! That's Lexie. She lerping!"
Lauren- "No wonder her parents put her up for adoption."
Elyse- "Doesn't she live at the zoo though?"
Lauren- "Yah that was the only place that would take her."
by pishposh97 November 05, 2011
We were so drunk last night we had a major case of the "Lerpes".
Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..
Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..
by doomtroopr April 26, 2009
by rab236 May 01, 2012
by 77wade77 April 16, 2020
Lerpes is in direct relation to Herpes but manifests itself on one's lip, often causing much pain, embarassment and social anxiety for recepients.
My Lerpes causes me to cover my lip while speaking to someone of significance and burns as if climbing the Himilayas during a Blizzard.
by firemouth February 11, 2006