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Something that is regarded as cool or it is used as an even cooler word for cool.
Sometimes regarded as a state of being.
"Yo, man sorry for canceling last night. I hope we're still klump."

"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"
by Cool Ranch September 26, 2013
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Someone who is greedy, primarily with food, amongst other (material) items. A Klumps needs are always met first, even before their own children.
Gosh, did you see how many BigMacs Connie ordered? What a Klump!
by DaddyVanderSloot January 22, 2014
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An informal term; a social circle of friends or squad with similar personalities or interests that always group together. These are usually found in high school or secondary school.

The popularity of this term spiked after the release of the student film ‘Squad Goals’ and is often used by the film’s cult following or socially inept teenagers with little to no knowledge of current urban terminology.
“Hey, are we geeks or nerds?”
“None. We aren’t part of those klumps. We need to form our own.”
Why don’t we have any friends?”
“Because we haven’t attached ourselves to a klump!”
by moving_to_london February 2, 2019
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A womans vagina, beef curtains, hairy axe wound and such, often referred to as a slang reference.
It stinks of fucking klump on here
by Uganja December 9, 2008
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A kid with a penis thats as brown as a tree trunk but skin couler is white
by S.DOT KYD May 23, 2009
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klump is an automatic lesbian with large tentacles.
by albert einstein February 6, 2003
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1: to act like you're a military general with success or failure, but had NO training what-so-fucking-ever

2: the green, idiotic lizard from Donkey Kong Country
1:
Guy 1: Soldier, give me 30 pushups, maggot!
Guy 2: Why ME?!
Guy 1: don't give me crap like that!
Guy 3: Have you had military training? Ever?
Guy 1: No, s' shut up
Guy 3: What a Klump!

2:
Klump: Uh, yeah, um, uh, uh, String. Him. UP!
Me: What a dope, 5 tries to get him back on track
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
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