Kinder

Dating app for pedophiles.

Sven: Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground

by Hulk19 February 2, 2018

Kinder

Dating app for pedophiles.

Sven Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground

by Hulk19 February 2, 2018

Kinder

Receiving the queen of spades and twelve hearts in a hand of hearts.

Poel got the 2 of hearts so I guess Libo's got a Kinder. Poor bastard.

by Santos L. Halper December 10, 2007

Kinder

When a person who is underage has a Tinder profile.

Jhad saw a bad bitch on Tinder who appeard to be 20 but ended up as a 16 year old kinder.

by JewFire69 July 12, 2016

Kinder

A dating app for paedophiles.

Most sexual predators these days meet their "new friends" on dating applications like Kinder.

by Tazza October 27, 2018

Kinder

Arsehole, Lazy, shit worker, full of bullshit

That bloke is being a proper kinder today ain't he

Your full of kinder mate!

by Sausagewallet November 26, 2013

Kinder

To take a vigorously large poop with much enjoyment!

When the turtle head was just about to launch, I went to the bathroom and took a kinder...

by Clide K. Ottis July 13, 2010