Kid's Meal

Any meal prepared for an adult that would primarily be consumed by children under the age of 10. The term is often related to the food choices made by college students in the dining hall.

Doc: What did you get to eat?

Miller: Corn dogs and mac and cheese. You?

Doc: Grilled cheese and french fries.

Fitz: Did y'all get a toy with those kid's meals?

by Millarsovich May 1, 2009

kid's choice awards

The teeny-bopper's Nickelodeon version of the MTV Music Awards. Usually the artists featured on the show feel degrated as soon as they walk on stage, so they nervously remind all the little children in the crowd to floss their teeth.

"Yo I'm gonna floss my teeth because Nelly told me to on Kid's Choice Awards!"

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

Kid's Meal

The act of swallowing a load of ejaculate. Instead of becoming future children, the semen makes for a nice, protein-rich meal for whoever is on the receiving end!

Tom: "Did you get some from that chick last night?"
Steve: "Hell yea, she said she was hungry so I got her to suck me off and I rewarded her with a Kid's Meal!!"

by HamilStein August 5, 2010

kid's menu eater

a closed-minded individual who is difficult with eating things out of their comfort zone. Typically seen in ethnic type restaurants ordering hamburgers and hot-dogs, maybe even spaghetti.

I have such a hard time finding a place that Kelli would want to eat at. She's such a god damned kid's menu eater. All she likes is plain hamburgers and cheese pizza.

by theness05 February 16, 2010

kid's room sex

An odd practice of couples' who wait until their kid(s) are at school or away from home to then have sex in the child's room.

I don't know why, but Rebecca and I have the greatest sex when little Billy is away at camp. We have kid's room sex in Billy's bed and it's like nothing else!

by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015

kid's book

the best strong bad email as of yet

"Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. AWWWW"

by *tweak* October 8, 2003

kid's stuff

simple; too easy

this is kid's stuff. I want something more difficult

by Legends saying March 15, 2017