Kettled

When one is confused or, through some other reason, cannot think clearly.
Often used in conjunction with other scouse dialect to form phrases which may be confusing to outsiders

"Me heads pyarr kettled after listening t' tha"

by PurpleBin January 16, 2017

Kettled

A term well known in South West England for best describing a young male and female having anal sex.

"Me and this boy had anal sex last night"
"Eww you got kettled"

by PaddyPeacock June 7, 2009

Kettled

When someone has taken too much Ketamin, they are kettled

That last one has done me... i am totally Kettled

by Employee of the Year October 28, 2010

kettled

Had one to many drinks, i.e. pissed!

I so kettled, I cant stand up

by Jelly_Boy March 25, 2004

kettled

To suffer humiliation at the hands of another, often as a result of personal idiocy. A result of the TutRim Theory of Moderation™.

Arseface: Haha, I am so much cooler than you!
George: But your name is arseface.
Impartial Observer: Kettled!

by Brick. May 3, 2005

kettled

a. 1. Really high; baked, fried, blazed, stoned, etc.

-Oh my lord, I am soooo blazed, how bout you?

-I am kettled off my ass!

by artizz May 3, 2006

kettled

angry

Why’s he kettled at me?

Why’s he angry at me?

I’m kettled cus my girlfriend cheated on me.

I’m angry cus my girlfriend cheated on me.

by Greenbeanz February 9, 2019