Klaxon

A horn on a car, but also an insult, meaning the person is loud and annoying (much like a horn). See "Devvo" on fat-pie.com to hear it in use!

You're a right bloody klaxon mate!

by disableddan May 13, 2005

Klaxon

A 'klaxon' is a man who is in a relationship with a women who is far superior than him in terms of looks and personality and he is punching far above his weight

person 1:Look how fit she is over there
person 2:yeah mate shes bang tidy,whats she doin with that ugly bastard tho!
person 1:yeah what a klaxon that bloke is!

by big bad dele May 4, 2010

klaxon

klaxon is a bell

So if you want to call someone a bell end just call them a Klaxon

he's a proper klaxon

by Klaxon August 10, 2007

anglo-klaxon

This is the Latin word for "white noise".

Little Johnny isn't happy about paying $200 a month for cable, yet all he gets is anglo-klaxons babbling on news shows.

by polymer_knight March 31, 2017

anglo-klaxon

A loud English person, typically american.

While traveling in Europe I was constantly surrounded by anglo-klaxons.

by jparadis October 13, 2013

Council Klaxon

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.

Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.

by Ddraig73 January 30, 2022

Inflection Klaxon

You type this in brackets when you say something that could be misinterpreted in textual form so as not to cause undue offence to people.

By putting this after phrases, you can easily banter someone on WhatsApp etc without them having a strop cos you think they're really digging you out.

Drew, you are such an absolute gimp inflection klaxon

by BigJM January 6, 2021