Jizzack

(n) Liquid emitted from the male sexual organ, said in a l337 manner.

D00d, he got jizzack all over the bizatch's fizace!

by Oya June 6, 2003

Jizzack up in da Biotch

a common reference to Jack in the Box especially after smoking some dank!

damn nigga i gots da ma f*ckin munchies! we needs ta hit up Jizzack up in da Biotch fa sho!

by j dizz August 3, 2006

Jazzacked

adjective 1. Not functioning properly or not in working order. 2. The state of disorder for any object or condition. 3. The qualitative description of entropy within any given system.

Sean drove his truck into a tree and now the front end is all jazzacked.

That newb packed into that snowbank and now their snowboard is all jazzacked.

The economy is totally jazzacked

by arctic_crash March 19, 2009

jizzacane

A combination of the words jizz and hurricane. A jizzacane is used to describe powerful and violent spraying of jizz (at high speeds up to 74 miles per hour).

"Yo my dog brought a category 5 jizzacane to my room last night. This morning was a mess"

"I was caught up in a crazy jizzacane last night, I could barely see!"

by jSEO August 27, 2020

Jizzjacket

A condom to catch the Jizz release

"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."

I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."

by Dr H and Delusions Of Reality May 8, 2009

jizzcake

1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.

Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.

"Hey, bitchcake. You're a jizzcake."

by Stan the Man with the Plan June 1, 2006

jizzmackin'

mackin on a woman with whom your only intentions are to score, (bang the hell out of) with.

Damn, Fred was jizzmackin' that babe so hard he almost got laid at the bar.

by alan March 29, 2004