Icedick

When your penis is too cold to jerk.

"last night i went swimming in cold weather, and i got a pretty bad case of icedick"

by downy September 24, 2003

Icedick

Being rejected by a hot guy you want to fuck. Like the cold shoulder but way worse!

Boy why you givin me the icedick, you shouldn’t keep it to yourself.

by JN$tar April 25, 2024

icepick him

To injure someone, usually figuratively, with a sharp, precise attack.

In the debate, I used counter examples to icepick him to defeat.

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016

1 Lunatic 1 Icepick

a video that was uploaded onto Best Gore in 2012 that was so bad that the users seeked to report it to the authorities and investigate, the video was titled 1 Lunatic 1 Icepick and involved necrophelia, cannibalism, and a gruesome murder done by Luka Magnotta who started by killing cats on 4chan

Person 1: have you ever seen 1 Lunatic 1 Icepick?
Person 2: yeah, it's such a brutal and gross video

by TubssieJr July 27, 2021

Icendick

The Icendick is an average/below average dick that is normally curved to the shape of a fishhook. Women are unnaturally attractive to the otherwise misshapen and quite small cock.

Person 1: Dude i heard you banged Stacy, how’d you do it?

Person 2: Oh you know the ol’ Icendick always hooks em’ in.

by Kaapo Ohm December 20, 2020

Icydick

Icydick is when you get Icy Hot, Bio Freeze, Vix Vapor rub, or similar product on your balls or dick and now you have Icydick. That shit hurts. This could have been accidental because your dick itched while some of this stuff was on your hand, or because you're weird and put it there. Whatever.

Dude i put vix vapor rub on my chest last night and itched my crotch, next thing i know i got Icydick!

by DontTryAtHome August 14, 2012

icepick boxing

Icepick boxing was invented in 1818, during Sir John Franklin's first arctic expedition, as a way of rationing out quickly-shrinking supplies and to provide a sort of morbid amusement to break the bleak tedium of the freezing north. It spread from there, basically, and now enjoys a dedicated and growing group of enthusiasts world-wide.

The ring traditionally consists of a foot-high circle of snow placed on the ground, in a nod to the sport's roots. However, many variations, from boxing-ring style stages to lava moats, exist.

Contenders are covered in thick, mantled greatcoats, heavy pants, and steel-toed boots. Fancy hats are encouraged, but not required.

Hey, you guys? It's pretty chilly up here on Mt. Everest. We should start a round of icepick boxing to keep warm!

by Susan Paige September 18, 2007