Hornswaggled

When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.

"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"

"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"

by elky999 March 6, 2009

hornswaggled

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.

"Hornswaggled again!"

by emsiepants August 9, 2008

hornswaggle

A comical word to be used in place of "con" "jip" "cheated".

"That salesman hornswaggled us out of 500 dollars"

by ChrisS March 7, 2005

hornswaggled

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.

1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!

by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004

hornswaggler

One who participates in perverse activities. A horny invividual. Usually used in a positive, or joking way.

Although he does not show his sexual intentions extrovertedly,Tyler is a hornswaggler at heart.

by Sam and Paul November 24, 2006

hornswaggled

to be robbed by a close friend unexpectadly

man, that nigga irkz horswaggled me last night fo that chronic sak

by nick April 19, 2004

hornswaggled

absolutely flabbergasted; in shock

"deftones is so mid."
"i'm absolutely hornswaggled. jaw-dropped. in shock. flabbergasted."

by luxeejoy November 7, 2022