Hand Pants

Cloth mitts used when handling something extremely hot while cooking. Hot Pads.

Ned: "Shit man, this pan is HOT!"
Joel: "Yo dude, utilize these hand pants."

by jpshmoove March 17, 2008

Two-handed-pants-dive

an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on

"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive

by WBW May 18, 2006

Hand in her pants

Used to describe a girl so horny that she is constantly jerking off, in science, math, or an elevator. In other words, someone you don't want to talk to unless you're a horny guy.

"Yeah, we call her hand in her pants megna.... did u see what she was doing when Mr. Klang was explaining about photosynthesis??????????"

by TeenageLobotomy June 11, 2006

Scaredy pants hands

Hands that instinctively cower in pockets during high anxiety, social encounters.

While some men possess wolf-like prowess around the ladies, others become overwrought with feelings of inadequacy and experience scaredy pants hands and generally finish off the night that way.

by Gadeanz August 8, 2016

Hands In The Pants Day

You have to get your hands in somebody’s pants.

Your partner comes up to you and digs his/her hands in their partner private area “ Hands In The Pants Day”.

by AllahIsLord October 31, 2021

hands in my pants

wanting a girl's pussy

i see him looking at me in a sexual way, he must want his hands in my pants

by Maldita Loca 69 January 16, 2017

over the pants hand job

Ita pretty self explanitory.

The act of pleasuring a man while his pants are still on. Hence "over the pants" it's generally very difficult to master as the penis is hard to get to. You're better off to take his bottoms off and just give him an actual hand job. It's more pleasurable.

I gave Alex an over the pants hand job last night, he needed new boxers when I was done.

by Courtney Dawn June 18, 2014