GAWSP

A cooler way to say GASP! or OMG.
To express something is cool
To say GASP with a british accent

You have Ice Cream? GAWSP!

by tehpwnfulme November 5, 2006

Gasper

British Army slang for a cigarette believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 – 1902. A gasper was a high tar cigarette, without any sort of filter tip, such as Woodbine or Capstan. They got the name because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.

“I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.”

by AKACroatalin November 21, 2016

Gasparino

Smacking someone across the face with a cum filled condom with shit all over it.

Dude… I found out cunty Karen hates GME and AMC stonk, so after I gaped out her asshole last night, I Gasparino’ed her

by Myballsaresmooth December 22, 2021

Gasplighting

When you are dying of Covid, but you want to convince people that you are as healthy as you were 20 years ago.

President Trump was gasplighting the nation with his manly stamina and indomitable immune system via an onslaught of self-indulgent, faux-patriotic, poorly edited propaganda, but all anyone noticed was him struggling to breathe.

by Bogrimm October 5, 2020

Gaspard Ulliel

1. Actor
2. Model
3. French
4. Adorable
5. Sexiest man alive!!!

Gaspard makes me gasp hard.

Je t'aime Gaspard Ulliel!!!

by Ahtmanas December 29, 2008

Gasphetti

An exclamation of surprise when served pasta for the second or subsequent meal running.

Also the sound of the sharp intake of breath that can be heard when Hetty enters the room bearing pasta.

Also the inspiration behind the once-furious drumming by Robert Wyatt (as detailed in a story on the liner notes of Matching Mole's Little Red Record: ('....The warriors drew their breath sharply. It was Hette....')

1: Ma: "Hello, kids! Guess what's for dinner? Your favorite pasta."
Kid: "Gasphetti, Ma! We had pasta for breakfast and lunch already!"

by fronkzippo January 23, 2010

Gawsoloy

The feeling of peace, when you know everything is right with the world.

James ran out into the green, green street and caught a rose petal in his hand. His eyes bright, he looked behind him and saw an old man, sitting on a bench and just smiling. This simple act overwhelmed him, and suddenly everything around him - his life, his world - fit together like the last pieces of a so long bewildered puzzle. For the first time in his life, James had found Gawsoloy.

by Crambazzle January 4, 2013