far·ti·cle (fahr-ti-kuhl)
noun, verb, -cled, -cling.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of
noise and hot air.
"Farticles are not news."
"Magazines are sometimes full of
buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers."
"Male writers who
mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write."
"She was farticling her indigestion as
opinion again." (verb)