Fakie

A device used for circumventing the unreasonably high legal drinking age of 21 in the United States. It is a counterfeit ID card that is used as proof of age.

I used my fakie to buy a Four Loko from the corner store.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 14, 2022

Fakies

A way to say Fake Titties. The opposite of Bigglies.

Dude 1: Holy crap those sweater puppets are huge.
Dude 2: Probably Fakies but who cares!

by EliteDanTheMan January 8, 2011

Fakies

When you have the flu and the medicine makes you feel better, but you're really not better because you just have the fakies.

Guy 1: "Hey Laura, I'm feeling a lot better! I'm going to work on the cabinets today."
Girl 1: "No, Mark you're not better. You just have the fakies. You need to keep resting and sleeping so the flu goes away."
Guy 1: "I really think I'm okay! It was just a bad cold."
Girl 1: "It's not a cold, it's a flu. F-L-U. And you have the fakies right now!"

by David Mand March 8, 2019

fakie

1) In snowboarding, skateboarding, etc, when riding opposite to the way you usually ride.
2) In skiing, and skating, riding backwards.

When riding down the mountain, the snowboarder turned around and started riding fakie.

by Aaron W. December 11, 2002

fakie

In skateboarding, bmx, snowboarding etc you are moving backwards

fakie kickflip = backwards kickflip

by adam April 22, 2004

fakis

it’s like saying “nah” but in arabic.

“wanna go to the mall?”
“fakis”

by mariamthenegro February 26, 2018

fakie

When you are having sex and are going to come but don't want the sex to stop you just keep your penis in and come. But you do not pump back and forth and thus your mind gets tricked into thinking you didn't come and you are good to go for another round. Caution:Can be painful the second or even third time. No known forth attempt has been attempted.

This bitch was so fucken hot but I was only in for about a minute and then I had to pull a fakie on her so I could keep on going.

by Steve Lopez May 15, 2007