facebox

n. a thoroughly better way to say facebook, considering the number of socially inept douches obsessed with it

"heeey girl! u need to sign up on facebook - it's like the coolest thing ever!!"

"oh u mean facebox? i hear it has a lot of obsessed douches"

by aperfectquett January 23, 2008

facebox

v. To send someone an inbox message on Facebook. Meant to help you stop sounding stupid, like while telling someone to 'inbox' you or 'Facebook message' you, in which case they will invariably use the shitty Facebook Chat instead.

"Hey, send me that link on Facebook."
*recieves link via Chat, subsequently causing the entire browser to close and all hell to generally break loose*
"NO you asshat, facebox me!"

by kkkitty April 14, 2009

facebox

when you go hunting for box on facebook

i 'facebox'ed your mum last night

by faceboxer November 26, 2010

Facebox

Giving a politically-charged status update on Facebook.

"Boy, Mary was really up on her Facebox about healthcare reform."

by Mrs. Fletch February 3, 2010

FACEBOX

when someone sends you an inbox message on facebook

if you want to say something personal to me dont put it on my wall Facebox me

by sugarcrash December 14, 2010

facebox-360

someone hitting themselves(1) or others(2) in the face with an xbox 360

(1)"DUDE! GENE SIMMONS JUST FACEBOX-360'D HIMSELF!"
(2)"DUDE! LADY GAGA JUST FACEBOX-360'D JUSTIN BIEBER!"

by RosemaryPiros/TormundAndel SL June 30, 2011

Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.

She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds

by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019