eye sex 

The act of two people staring at each other in such a lustful way they might as well be doing it.

"You so had eye sex with him!"
"I am no longer a eye sex virgin."

eye sex by dorkwad March 19, 2003

eye sex 

Eye sex can only happen if your partner has lost at least one eye. You insert the penis into her/his empty eye hole and fuck it. You can also do with a healthy person with 2 eyes, but this would be very painful and could result in severe eye damage, so it is not recommended.

James: Hey Ian, so I heard your gf lost an eye in an accident! This is horrible! I feel so sorry for her.
Ian: Nah man, its alright, we can now have eye sex!

eye sex by Sir Asbestos November 8, 2020

eye sex 

Staring at someone so lustfully that you might as well be having sex with them.

Anytime Richard Castle and Kate Beckett look at each other, a part of you wants to scream "eye sex!" at your television

eye sex by SlayerMcG December 21, 2010

eye sex 

how merlin and arthur look at each other

Merlin: *Stares at Arthur*
Arthur: *Stares at Merlin*
Gwen: This is my husband Arthur, and this is my husband's boyfriend Merlin.
Merlin and Arthur: *Continue with the eye sex*

eye sex by The cat that smiles back July 18, 2019

eye sex 

ogling or staring at desirously, imagining sex. usually with a hot or rather spiffy member of the opposite or same sex. (which ever you prefer)

Me and brandon definitely had eye sex last night at the basketball game.

eye sex by told ya i'd do it May 25, 2007

Eye Sex 

When you maintain eye contact with a stranger, in an oddly sexual manner, perhaps at the grocery store or driving down the street... for more than five seconds, you have successfully managed to "do" someone, eye-sex style.

Be careful though, don't want to share sloppy seconds with your friends ;) SAFE SEX, wear some SUNGLASSES!

(IN THE CAR driving with her girl friend)

Natalie: "OMG, OMG... I just DID him"

Kerry: "WHO?!?!"

Natalie: "That guy over there on the motorcycle... you know, eye sex"

Kerry: "Here's some glasses you NASTY! (throws sunglasses)... don't wanna go catchin' any pink eye!... GROSS"

Eye Sex by kdaw333 November 12, 2011

Eye sex 

When you penetrate someone's eye hole with your cock

Bob: I'm going to have eye sex with you

Eye sex by Bigsaucemeatball April 29, 2019