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Douche's douche

Someone who is not even good enough to be able to clean a hairy, smelly, infected vagina. Somebody who is maybe only fit to clean the douche. But only maybe.
Nate used to be called a douchebag but after a while he got worse and everyone started calling him a douche's douche.
by panthermother July 29, 2009
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deuce deuce's

is referred to being a 40oz of corona,this is mainly heard in east northen jersey(elizabeth:eastwick)
When i finished smashin this bangin ass spanish chick she asked me if i wanted some deuce deuce's
by Lil Ray December 20, 2007
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Hot Summer's Deuce

A piping hot dump that you take in the middle of the summer (sometimes extending out into Indian summer) while in an outdoor public setting.
Holy sh*t, dude. Someone just sprayed a hot summer's deuce all over that f*cking Porta John!

Middle of the summer and you have a ripe case of swamp ass, perhaps you are out cutting grass or attending a baseball game. Suddenly the uncontrollable dump sensation sets in and you scurry to the restroom but don't make it and the dump falls out onto the ground.
by HotDeuceUniversity August 31, 2013
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The King's Deuce

The perfect away-from-home shit.
When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.
by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015
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douche in sheep's clothing

a cleverly deceiving type of douchebag that by all outward appearances seems normal, but do not be fooled this type of douchebag has had years to mask his douchiness. When this type of douchebag encounters other douchebags they tend to display douchey behavior.
I never in suspected that Chad was a douche in sheep's clothing, but look at him over there with those douchebags talking about the lastest Ed Hardy shirts and new pokemon games.
by pendergastastic September 8, 2010
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the teacher's douche

A teenager of very limited talent who works hard to please his or her teachers and parents in an attempt to gain admission to a prestigious university.
He will never do anything important. He is simply the teacher's douche, prolonging the process of distinguishing real talent from flesh-covered robots.
by jeeffff August 20, 2007
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God's Douche

During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.
I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.
by cootercat03 April 10, 2021
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