God's Douche

During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.

I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.

by cootercat03 April 10, 2021

Oreo

When you jerk off, take a nap, and jerk off again once you wake up.

Man, I was so bored the other day I did an Oreo. It was fun though!

by cootercat03 April 23, 2021