Cunt waffle

Alex.

“ you’re a cunt waffle”

by Marhsall313 January 25, 2018

cunt waffle

Another way to say cunt, yet will piss off a girl even more.

Guy: you cunt waffle
Girl: wtf! im not only a cunt. im a cunt waffle.

by krack May 13, 2005

Cunt Waffle

When a fat woman strips butt naked and forces your face into her cunt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.

I cant believe it, sheila just gave me a cunt waffle after i told her not to

by PUSHINUPDAISIES April 7, 2011

cunt waffle

someone who is not only a bitch, but also kind of a whore. generally characterized by (1)taking the last cig of a pack (2) taking the last swig of the vodka and/or (3) getting up on someone else's man and saying later that they were too drunk to stop.

"courtney is such a cunt waffle. i woke up this morning and all my cigarettes are gone. plus she slept with my boyfriend."

by magggggie January 6, 2008

cunt waffle

A syrupy vagina filled with a pleathery substance.

I would like an extra batch of dangeoffrion with my cunt waffle, mmm pleather.

by ashho October 28, 2006

cunt waffle

A person who looks like a flattened vagina.

"You look like a cunt waffle."

by MidnightRush April 19, 2017

cunt waffle

Somebody who everybody hates or dislikes

Ashley and genna are such cunt waffles

by lullage99 February 21, 2015