When she has a suspicious vagina but you don't like using protection, so you add a third. The condoman fucks your girl while you fuck him, serving as a barrier between yall.
Person 1: So how'd it go with Yewel?
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.
by penismachine September 29, 2019
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Prostitute 2: Oh honey, try these condomints. That shit really works!
Prostitute 2: Oh honey, try these condomints. That shit really works!
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the vast material rewards that await those who eschew condoms or other birth control and when pregnancy inevitably occurs, toe the pro-life party line and thus boost political careers.
Wow, all Bristol Palin had to do to reap the condomaximum was not use birth control or have abortions.
by litbrit June 14, 2010
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Get the Poor man's condominium mug.Sometimes referred to as flavoured lubricants, condoments are designed to add a twist to sex play. Many condoments are marketed as "low calorie" and "sugar free" and come in a variety of flavours or additives to increase or decrease sensation during sexual activities.
Condoments can make oral sex more pleasant, especially when using condoms which can leave a bad taste in one's mouth. It is important to note that if using latex prophylactics, oil-based condoments can cause a regular latex condom to break so be certain that the condoment of choice is water based.
Condoments can make oral sex more pleasant, especially when using condoms which can leave a bad taste in one's mouth. It is important to note that if using latex prophylactics, oil-based condoments can cause a regular latex condom to break so be certain that the condoment of choice is water based.
Samantha: "My boyfriend always expects blowjobs and I want to make him feel good, but I just don't like the taste..."
Tracy: "I've got a bunch of condoments, you can have my bottle of vanilla bliss if you want, I only use the wet watermelon one..."
Tracy: "I've got a bunch of condoments, you can have my bottle of vanilla bliss if you want, I only use the wet watermelon one..."
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 3, 2010
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proper meaning: An apartment that is owned, not rented.
proper meaning: An apartment that is owned, not rented.
Joe: "I just moved into my new condominium today."
Steve: "You mean an apartment?"
Joe: "Shh, don't say that in public."
Steve: "You mean an apartment?"
Joe: "Shh, don't say that in public."
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