chimped

Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."

WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.

by running out of patience February 24, 2009

Chimped

(Verb): To violently have genitals torn off
Taken from #2 attack move when chimpanzee's attack (#1 Ripping off Jaw #2 Tearing off of Genitals)

Susie really chimped the hell out of Randy when she found out he cheated on her

by AK_XXIII January 25, 2011

Chimped

a) The act of chimping
b) What it means when someone takes your personal belongings, without your knowledge, as a chimpanzee would do, covertly.

“Hey Johnny, how’d you get all this great cologne?”

(Johnny) “I chimped it. I crash parties, and take it when everybody is drunk”.

by jespyderguy October 21, 2021

chimped

To be under the influence of marijuana.

Oh man, I'm so chimped.

by complete bastard July 10, 2002

Chimped

Rocking up to a fight without your leader and going straight back home.

I was going to crush them until I got chimped

by Tdiz123 June 1, 2018

Chimped

When a player or more commonly an AI bot in a FPS "Owns" His/Herself with a explosive weapon such as a rocket launcher by hitting a something very close to them.

Lol that bot just chimped himself

by David Rushby January 6, 2008

chimped

Replaces 'gimped' to describe someone who is permanently crippled by a combat injury. Refers to a popular putdown of President Bush.

Poor bastard. Their convoy hit an IED and bang - chimped for life!

by daredevil June 29, 2004