Cartney is a misunderstood handsome boy, he doesn't go by this name anymore and don't like people calling him it. Cartney are caring, understanding, and the best friend you could have. If you meet a Cartney, never let go of them and love them.
by mcfrenzy March 19, 2018
Get the cartney mug.when a man reaching middle-age seeks to convince his family that a girl nearer his kids age is his ideal bride. regardless of the inevitable protests offered up by his family and friends, he then defies them all - only to regret it later.
by little-miss can't do wrong March 4, 2007
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Someone who plays the Cartney behaves in a very naive way. Consequently, this person is prone to be heathermillsed.
Paul was very naive when he didn't insist on a marriage contract. If he doesn't change, he will always be the poor bastard to play the Cartney.
by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010
Get the to play the Cartney mug.A woman who you can either lust, or love. She is easy to lust. All men, and even most women, can't help but turn their heads as she passes by... If you lust her the sound of her voice will stun you, the sight of her beauty will blind you, the taste of her lips will poison you, her fragrant scent will send you into a coma, and the warmth of her touch will cripple you... for she can magnetize all 5 senses.
She is not an easy woman to love, but if you are one of the lucky few to love her, then life becomes much more than the 5 senses. She will strip you of any armor that you may have, leaving you feeling vulnerable and unsure... until the sound of her voice awakens you, until the sight of her beauty opens your eyes, until the taste of her lips heals you, until her fragrant scent gives you a high, and until the warmth of her touch gives you life... only then do you feel the sixth sense of Love. She becomes your armor, she becomes your life. She will re-define everything you thought the meaning of the word Love is to you. She is very beautiful to behold.
She is not an easy woman to love, but if you are one of the lucky few to love her, then life becomes much more than the 5 senses. She will strip you of any armor that you may have, leaving you feeling vulnerable and unsure... until the sound of her voice awakens you, until the sight of her beauty opens your eyes, until the taste of her lips heals you, until her fragrant scent gives you a high, and until the warmth of her touch gives you life... only then do you feel the sixth sense of Love. She becomes your armor, she becomes your life. She will re-define everything you thought the meaning of the word Love is to you. She is very beautiful to behold.
by have a few February 7, 2010
Get the Cortney mug.A Carney is someone who specializes in tricky business. Usually a cash business without refund. Intention of selling something you don't really need. Who will overlook safety of the Carnival rides in order to make a buck. A person who is only qualification is to lie, cheat and steel from anyone who will be taken advantage of. Scum of this earth. Usually having poor hygiene. A disrespectful person who have nothing to actually be happy about. A person who has no real friends.
This ferris wheel is fine! We just had it fixed three years ago from another unqualified Carney. We need to make money, who cares about safety. Freak accidents happen! Hahaha!
by Smart 13 February 16, 2015
Get the Carney mug.Cortney is too many times mistaken as Courtney, Kourtney, etc. Cortney is kind and loving, though may have some opposing thoughts on why the color red is favorable. She is a fun person, and a great companion when it comes to it. She's fun loving, and artistic in more than one sense. Don't bug a Cortney or she might freak out on you (req. citation). Cortney's tend to have beautiful eyes and smiles, and damn-soft hair. When you encounter a Cortney DO NOT try flirting, she won't be interested, but she'll be friendly. Act as a friend but don't hide your self, you want to be as much of you as possible. Though you might not succeed in wooing her, you can end up as great friends with a good future.
Guy: "Hey, Cortney"
Cortney: "Hey {guy}"
Guy: "Beautiful weather here, though you're much nicer to be with"
Cortney: *Looks a little uncomfortable* "Ummm, thanks"
Guy: *Feeling stupid* "Wait, that didn't make much sense"
Cortney: *Playfully* "I noticed, though you shouldn't try too hard to think about it, you might get a headache"
Cortney: "Hey {guy}"
Guy: "Beautiful weather here, though you're much nicer to be with"
Cortney: *Looks a little uncomfortable* "Ummm, thanks"
Guy: *Feeling stupid* "Wait, that didn't make much sense"
Cortney: *Playfully* "I noticed, though you shouldn't try too hard to think about it, you might get a headache"
by Xenospheric Enterprise August 16, 2011
Get the Cortney mug.Jordyn Elizabeth Carney was born on 21st of september 2004 in New South Wales, Australia.
she’s honestly just pretty cute lmao.
she’s honestly just pretty cute lmao.
by LocalPoopDealer420 December 27, 2020
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