Carload

A fat cyclist, who has a smug ego and often displays extreme difficulty braking during a bike race. Usually South American. Likely to have a low IQ and a high T.

Dude, did you see Carload get popped off the back and pretend he had a flat?

Hey man, who’s that fatty flexing that carbon frame? Oh, that’s just Carload.

by Mocha frappe latte May 28, 2018

Carload of Farts

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.

Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve

by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009

Carload of Dark

A car full of colored begging to get pulled over for being black on a Tuesday.

Doc Moreland: There goes a carload of dark up to no good.

by Coonie McShay June 15, 2023

Carolad

A girl who has done so much laddish stuff that she literally becomes a lad herself. Famous cases have included a Carolad who gave blood and then did a centurion.
nb. must be named Caroline first

What a Carolad!
P1- Fucking Hell, didnt she just give blood
P2 - Yeah, but its Carolad

Massive Carolad

by Wolfe North January 13, 2011

carlador

A term used to describe a person being overly (yet somewhat endearingly) enthusiastic about everything. Ranging from Christmas novels to ham and Avengers games.

Hey man, don't creep up on me while I'm peeing. You need to put that carlador on a leash!

by Gustaap April 10, 2020

Carladee

The baddest chick you'll find. She has a big booty and a big personality. She keeps it real and tells it like it is. She is a sex goddess. Definitely a hottie with a body. She's exotic and one of a kind. She has the total package, looks and brains. Sometimes she likes to get ratchet. Aside of all of that, she is also kind and loving. The best girlfriend you could have. Dot screw her over or she'll make your life miserable. One of the best people to keep around if you want to laugh. She has a smile that's so contagious and a very inappropriate sense of humor.

Omg I wish My girlfriend was a carladee.

by Juan don suza January 6, 2013

carlodica

The carlodica is a car equipped with a funnel that collects wind while driven powering a Melodica keyboard and enabling the performer/driver to drink, smoke, and talk on a cell phone while driving and playing a traditional melodica. The Carlodica is played while the car is in motion. The volume of the Carlodica is regulated by the gas pedal which also propels the vehicle forward. The faster you drive the louder it gets. For fixed dynamics, set the cruise control around 70 MPH. A beautiful tremolo effect can be achieved by accelerating and slamming on the breaks repeatedly. Children love playing the Carlodica!

a picture is worth a thousand words: goto http://www.tcjazz.com/carlodica.htm to see a carlodica

by acidolem September 20, 2008