COOF

COOF is a level higher then “oof”
COOF is also a gender neutral entity, COOF is neither male or female just COOF

Friend 1: Have you seen how ugly Colton’s new car is?
Friend 2: COOF

Doof Doof: Are you a boy or girl?
COOF: I am COOF!

by C00F February 27, 2021

coof

COVID-19, the coronavirus

"So I thought I had the coof, but it was just a sore throat."
"Tell them you got the coof so you won't get called in for work."
"The nursing home was a coof factory."

by Foos and shoes October 14, 2021

The Coof

The Coronavirus

That guy didnt wear his mask, and now he has the Coof

by That guy 191117 August 19, 2020

Coof

1. To cough while infected with a suspected deadly respiratory disease, especially Novel Coronavirus.

2. To die of such a disease.

1. That asshole came to work coofing and now half the office has coronavirus!

2. I feel so sick -- I hope I don't coof.

by Angry Harpist March 1, 2020

Coofing

The act of inserting drugs inside your vagina. Commonly occur in the town of Shelton, Washington.

Jaylene was caught coofing at Little Creek in a stolen car.

by Mellman69 December 10, 2017

coof

the sound a pidgeon makes when you kick it
a "coofer" is someone who kicks pidgeons

the coofer made the pidgeon coof

by uzo9 May 10, 2008

coof

To ejaculate on one's own face - "Cum On Own Face", COOF.

Cakes> lol adz you coof
Adz> wtf i did not cum on my own face!!

by Cakes2 July 30, 2006