All those servile dynasty-worshipping cretins of India with an IQ that matches your shoe-size. Seeing them would absolutely convince you why in English 'Congress' means a group of Baboons. They prostrate to the first family of India and shit bricks at the mention of words-'Modi or Swamy'. Either they're in this racket for money or slavery is hard-wired into their faulty genes.
They are so imbecile that some morons even think Sonia Gandhi is a grand daughter of Mahatma Gandhi. When asked to bend they usually crawl. Their sycophancy to that dago queen and her shit-for-brains son can put even the courtiers of Kind Canute to shame. They yak about India building (Bharat Nirman) but most can't even point India in the world map. These dhimmi morons also get masochistic delight when dodgy Indian neighbour called Pakistan orchestrates terror attacks on Indian soil or wallops Indian ass. (that helps being 'inclusive').
In most countries you see statutes of PMs but here they even elected a statue as Indian PM. If you attack them verbally they call it 'abusing' (what happened to good old choir boys!) and instantaneously brand you a 'Sanghi'. They honestly believe 26/11 attacks on India were a part of RSS conspiracy just like the batshit crazy loons who believe 9/11 was a Zionist conspiracy. Their political ideology is very clear: left is right and right is wrong.
All in all people who are dead from the neck up and sometimes also from the waist down.
They are so imbecile that some morons even think Sonia Gandhi is a grand daughter of Mahatma Gandhi. When asked to bend they usually crawl. Their sycophancy to that dago queen and her shit-for-brains son can put even the courtiers of Kind Canute to shame. They yak about India building (Bharat Nirman) but most can't even point India in the world map. These dhimmi morons also get masochistic delight when dodgy Indian neighbour called Pakistan orchestrates terror attacks on Indian soil or wallops Indian ass. (that helps being 'inclusive').
In most countries you see statutes of PMs but here they even elected a statue as Indian PM. If you attack them verbally they call it 'abusing' (what happened to good old choir boys!) and instantaneously brand you a 'Sanghi'. They honestly believe 26/11 attacks on India were a part of RSS conspiracy just like the batshit crazy loons who believe 9/11 was a Zionist conspiracy. Their political ideology is very clear: left is right and right is wrong.
All in all people who are dead from the neck up and sometimes also from the waist down.
Congress is having a rally at Delhi how the hell are they gonna gather crowds? Worry not pal Congis are always ready to fill up for 3 Dollars a day.
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A forgotten term used in the Island of Malta to describe an individual.
The description is that of an arsehole.
The description is that of an arsehole.
"Kemm hu moqran dak man"
TRANSLATION: "He's such a fucker that one"
"Naf man, congi ta veru"
TRANSLATION: "I know dude, he's a real arsehole"
TRANSLATION: "He's such a fucker that one"
"Naf man, congi ta veru"
TRANSLATION: "I know dude, he's a real arsehole"
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Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.
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Get the CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) mug.When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.
Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.
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Nikocado Avocado is a cognitohazard.
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Cognitive enhancers that gives you energy: 4F-MPH, Adderall, Ritalin, Khat (has cathinone and cathine), Caffeine and B Vitamins, Ethylamphetamine, Blue Speed, Prolintane, a-PVP. Stack stimulants with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (Tropoflavin) to prevent any brain damage.
Cognitive enhancers that reduces anxiety: Propranolol (also good for PTSD and stage fright), Etizolam, 2-methyl-2-butanol, Afobazole.
Cognitive enhancers that help with socialization: IndanylAminoPropane (mild), MDEA, Blue Molly.
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