Combed

Originally meaning fixing the hair.

Today can be heard for the reference of getting ones ass kicked, or even killed in a video game. Like the new urban word raped

Don't go out there. You will get your ass combed....
Nigga need a ass combed!

by NidgeDFX June 6, 2009

Combed

Combed--A putt that is dead center in the hole but consistently stops short. Sometimes it just brushes the hole.

Golfer 1... Wow I thought that putt was in man !!! You barely missed it !! Golfer 2.... Yeah, I just got combed !!!

by carpeddlar September 6, 2012

Combed her hair

When you get so sloshed you start hitting people with your hair because you combed it today after 2 months

Prema was so sloshed she combed her hair at the club

by The_kinngh June 9, 2018

combed muff

Fit, gorgeous, good looking lady.

That girl is combed muff

by fadden September 22, 2005

Beard Combed

The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.

ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"

by DizBuddy September 21, 2009

pepper spray comedy

A fringe genre of sketch comedy with super rapey vibes that is especially popular on Instagram. This type of comedy tends to satirize sexual harassment and assault and is performed by insanely creepy, horny con-artists. The term was first coined the the YouTube comedian/vlogger Cody Ko in a video about the topic in question called “Esteban is the worst thing to happen to Instagram”.

“Dude, check out this video Esteban posted! It’s hilarious!”
“How can you watch that fucking disgusting pepper spray comedy?”

by Ugly subhuman December 3, 2019

Comedy

Something you rarely see on Urban Dictionary

Dude urban dictionary is now all about inside jokes and stupid sex definitions. There's no comedy in these definitions.

by General-Kenobi July 17, 2020