Children

A demon that a man and a woman summon for people to make money off of.

Man, my children just killed Obama

by Flawless Hitler January 20, 2015

children

the walking and breathing ad for safe sex

i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children

by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 5, 2009

Children

The majority of Urban Dictionary contributors.

I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.

Finish your homework first. Children these days.

by glass cup January 5, 2011

children

Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"

children

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010

children

The worst of all STDs, any man and woman can cause this, whether or not one is already suffering. They never leave you until death.

Children: the worst STD.

by Ezlo July 27, 2008

Children

They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!

We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

children

slaves you dont have to pay

telling my children to clean the kitchen.

by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020