Brunc

To go to the gym to lift heavy weights like a man, without making the meat head grunting noises.

Ima go brunc. Want to go brunc. Those wieners couldnt brunc if they tried. If those guys werent screaming like little girls when they lift weights then i might say they were on the right track to getting a good brunc on.

by Wiener #1 March 12, 2011

brunc

a bro who starts giving unc vibes

yo brunc it's ok, abbreviations aren’t for everyone

by TheDailyGrape February 2, 2026

Branch Drumphidian

Cult of Trump Defending Trump MAGA KAG Keep America Great Trump Orange Orange Messiah PresidentDrumph 2020

A Branch Drumphidian will defend their Orange Messiah no matter what; they will follow him into the depths of hell

by BluesChicago June 20, 2018

bouncing betties

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

A Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh that sometimes yells "OUCHHHHHHH!!"

"Excuse me Ma'am, I'm having some trouble finding a Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

by "Alright" October 2, 2019

Beunco

Beunco is real. Read the bible and stop believing he doesn't exist. This is what gets people. People who claim they don't believe he exists is what destroys your faith from the inside. When he does this, you do all this crap and fall deeper into sin and stop believing in Jesus. All Beunco wants to do is drag you deeper into sin and destroy your faith so that you can suffer forever with him in Hell when his time is up. Beunco won't stop trying to destroy your faith, he is persistent. He is also a liar and a murderer and a thief. He is the father of all lies. You can't fight him alone but Jesus can and he will help you if you choose his gift of faith. Can I get another AMEN?

The greatest lie beunco has decieved us with and still tries to is to make us believe he doesn't exist.

by sanchosuitcase December 25, 2022

special investigation branch

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019