Facts from studying bears
1. Bears are really
fucking big
2. Bears are really fucking strong
3. Bears are really fucking
cute
4. Bears are really fucking hairy
5. Bears don't give a fuck, got a
gun they have a fucking claw
6. Bears have really fucking sharp claws
7. Bears don't need technology they're fucking bears they don't fucking give a shit
8. Bears know how to speak human they find it just too fucking hard
9. Bears are constantly surrounding the world Pandas, Brown Bears, Polar Bears, whats next, holy shit it's BLACK BEARS!