Definitions by NinjaTodd

Cancel Items 

A feature added when you realize that you accidentally charged your latest purchase to the wrong card.

Scott bought his fleshlight with his Mom's credit card by mistake, so as a result he quickly clicked the Cancel Items button.

Cancel Items by NinjaTodd January 15, 2018

Ghosties

Ghosties are the dead souls of Toast soldiers that failed to reach level nine rank in Call Of Duty Ghosts, they often try 360 no scoping to hunt their prey, but they fail miserable since they're toast and have no fingers, toes, eyes, noses, ears, hands, legs, or any other body parts.

Oh shit the ghosties are back and they are no scoping even faster.

Ghosties by NinjaTodd January 17, 2015

Bear 

Facts from studying bears

1. Bears are really fucking big
2. Bears are really fucking strong
3. Bears are really fucking cute
4. Bears are really fucking hairy
5. Bears don't give a fuck, got a gun they have a fucking claw
6. Bears have really fucking sharp claws
7. Bears don't need technology they're fucking bears they don't fucking give a shit
8. Bears know how to speak human they find it just too fucking hard
9. Bears are constantly surrounding the world Pandas, Brown Bears, Polar Bears, whats next, holy shit it's BLACK BEARS!

Holy shit there's a fucking bear, better get the fuck away.

Bear by NinjaTodd December 30, 2014

Xenomorph

Facts gathered from studying Xenomorphs

1. Xenomorphs are very fucking scary
2. Xenomorphs are the space version of bears with shotguns
3. Xenomorphs hold a grudge on people but since they can't see anybody is considered ripply jr.
4. Xenomorphs can chew food two times faster than the average human, THEY HAVE TWO FUCKING MOUTHS!
5. Xenomorphs don't need a shitty space suit THEY'RE FUCKING GODS!
6. Xenomorphs don't fucking need an Obama, they have a FUCKING QUEEN!
7. Xenomorphs have really fucking long tails

Innocent Man-"Holy shit a Xenomorph and it sees me!"
Xenormorph-"I hear a person, DIE RIPPLY JR!"

Xenomorph by NinjaTodd December 30, 2014