Woah, you’ve come across an Anneke. This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, so listen closely, my friend.
The first thing that you should know, is that Annekes are literally the hottest
people in the entire world. If you’ve met an Anneke before, you know this is a fact. If the Anneke you met didn’
t seem
hot, JUST YOU WAIT. (They probably haven’t had their glow up yet. Another possibility is that Anneke is not their real name, and they’re lying to you because they don’t want you to know that they’re actually a Stephanie. Gross.)
Annekes are also some of the smartest
people alive. They
may seem ignorant, but trust me. They have a whole game plan, and are often several steps ahead of you, and just when you think you’ve finally caught up, they win.
Annekes are caring, and kind
people, and they often possess special talents that you might not even know they have. (Yodeling, fish wrangling, race
car driving, etc.)
Anneke’s only downside is that she is quite a sore
loser. A small price to pay, for being so awesome.
Moral of the story: If you
meat an Anneke, keep her around. She’s a pretty cool chick.
