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Anneke
A ridiculously intelligent girl. Sometimes so much so that it's annoying, but after a while you get used to feeling like an idiot around her and it's not so bad.
She's so smart, not only did she memorize the dictionary, the dictionary memorized her.
She can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded, but if you blindfold the Rubik's cube, it can't solve her. In fact, even if you take the blindfold off, the Rubik's Cube still won't be able to solve her.
She asks a lot of questions but in reality she's the only one with answers.
She's so pretty that she'd look good after running three miles in the rain. Acid rain.
She's the only woman allowed out of the kitchen, but when you do find her there, it's usually with some tasty treat.
The only thing better than Anneke is Anneke with sliced bread.
She's so smart, not only did she memorize the dictionary, the dictionary memorized her.
She can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded, but if you blindfold the Rubik's cube, it can't solve her. In fact, even if you take the blindfold off, the Rubik's Cube still won't be able to solve her.
She asks a lot of questions but in reality she's the only one with answers.
She's so pretty that she'd look good after running three miles in the rain. Acid rain.
She's the only woman allowed out of the kitchen, but when you do find her there, it's usually with some tasty treat.
The only thing better than Anneke is Anneke with sliced bread.
You know, I feel like an idiot around Anneke, but that's okay because she's flipping awesome.
A: What's your woman doing out of the kitchen?
B: She's an Anneke!
A: No way! How on earth did you find an Anneke?
B: I bought this Anneke whistle on eBay.
A: What's your woman doing out of the kitchen?
B: She's an Anneke!
A: No way! How on earth did you find an Anneke?
B: I bought this Anneke whistle on eBay.
Anneke by normajean76 November 26, 2011
Anneke
Anneke
Woah, you’ve come across an Anneke. This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, so listen closely, my friend.
The first thing that you should know, is that Annekes are literally the hottest people in the entire world. If you’ve met an Anneke before, you know this is a fact. If the Anneke you met didn’t seem hot, JUST YOU WAIT. (They probably haven’t had their glow up yet. Another possibility is that Anneke is not their real name, and they’re lying to you because they don’t want you to know that they’re actually a Stephanie. Gross.)
Annekes are also some of the smartest people alive. They may seem ignorant, but trust me. They have a whole game plan, and are often several steps ahead of you, and just when you think you’ve finally caught up, they win.
Annekes are caring, and kind people, and they often possess special talents that you might not even know they have. (Yodeling, fish wrangling, race car driving, etc.)
Anneke’s only downside is that she is quite a sore loser. A small price to pay, for being so awesome.
Moral of the story: If you meat an Anneke, keep her around. She’s a pretty cool chick.
The first thing that you should know, is that Annekes are literally the hottest people in the entire world. If you’ve met an Anneke before, you know this is a fact. If the Anneke you met didn’t seem hot, JUST YOU WAIT. (They probably haven’t had their glow up yet. Another possibility is that Anneke is not their real name, and they’re lying to you because they don’t want you to know that they’re actually a Stephanie. Gross.)
Annekes are also some of the smartest people alive. They may seem ignorant, but trust me. They have a whole game plan, and are often several steps ahead of you, and just when you think you’ve finally caught up, they win.
Annekes are caring, and kind people, and they often possess special talents that you might not even know they have. (Yodeling, fish wrangling, race car driving, etc.)
Anneke’s only downside is that she is quite a sore loser. A small price to pay, for being so awesome.
Moral of the story: If you meat an Anneke, keep her around. She’s a pretty cool chick.
Anneke by monkeytoes January 17, 2021
Anneke
Person 1: “Aaron, Ms. Anneke would like to see you”
Person 2: “Mom, you mean Ms. Queen Cappalot”
* FBI OPEN UP *
Person 2: “Mom, you mean Ms. Queen Cappalot”
* FBI OPEN UP *
Anneke by Jeremiah cooper October 4, 2020
Anneke
Anneke is an beautiful girl, she's funny and always laughing. If there is something wit her she smile it away. she hasn't a big ass or something she is like a shelf. everyone loves her. she has an boyfriend and a lot of friends. also she has one enemy but not more.
Anneke by Dutch/English girl June 27, 2017