Wingman
A buddy who doesn’t care if you’re bi and will even have a threesome with you, occasionally throwing a lil action your way.
Wingman by Strokerchoker05 July 19, 2023
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Wingman's Oath
The oath taken between two bros who have had more than one month's worth of acting as eachother's wingman and have chosen to make the sacred commitment of "permanent wingman". Typically the credo is spoken with the left hand on a copy of the Bro Code and the right hand raised
"Dude, i think it's time to take the Wingman's Oath"
"I'm down"
"Raise your right hand and say the words"
"I (full name) hereby vow to become and remain (bro's full name) wingman in the understanding that he shall do the same for me. We shall prowl all bars, clubs, parties, college campuses and other places of gathering containing chicks together and shall do all we can to ensure our wingman is laid. We shall provide any and all necessary assistance including, but not limited to, the occupying of the annoying ugly friend, fabricating our wingman's employment status, fabricating our wingman's monetary status, the classic putting in of a good word, and of course fulfilling requests for protection. I make the sacred vow of my own free will and pledge to remain true to it until death or a mutual decision between myself and my wingman to release eachother from our obligation."
"Amen"
"I'm down"
"Raise your right hand and say the words"
"I (full name) hereby vow to become and remain (bro's full name) wingman in the understanding that he shall do the same for me. We shall prowl all bars, clubs, parties, college campuses and other places of gathering containing chicks together and shall do all we can to ensure our wingman is laid. We shall provide any and all necessary assistance including, but not limited to, the occupying of the annoying ugly friend, fabricating our wingman's employment status, fabricating our wingman's monetary status, the classic putting in of a good word, and of course fulfilling requests for protection. I make the sacred vow of my own free will and pledge to remain true to it until death or a mutual decision between myself and my wingman to release eachother from our obligation."
"Amen"
Wingman's Oath by Mr. Sousa July 22, 2009
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Wingman's Oath
When two bros take this oath they are bound together as wingmen for the agreed upon time. Once every so often two bros will agree to become wingmen for like. This oath should not be taken lightly, if a bro should break the oath he will considered dead to the other bro. The oath must be taken while resting your left hand on the bro code or an iphone with the bro code app.
Bro 1:"We have been bros a long long time I think we're ready to take the Wingman's oath."
Bro 2:"Agreed"
Bro 3: " I'll be the witness"
*Both Bros lay their left hand on a copy of the bro code (without touching)*
Bros 1 & 2: "In brightest day, in blackest night
No Wingman shall escape my sight
Let those who worship cockblock's plight
Beware my power, Wingman's Might!
Bro 3: "(Names of bro 1& 2) Do you swear to this oath of moment?"
Bros 1 & 2: "We do so swear"
Bro 2:"Agreed"
Bro 3: " I'll be the witness"
*Both Bros lay their left hand on a copy of the bro code (without touching)*
Bros 1 & 2: "In brightest day, in blackest night
No Wingman shall escape my sight
Let those who worship cockblock's plight
Beware my power, Wingman's Might!
Bro 3: "(Names of bro 1& 2) Do you swear to this oath of moment?"
Bros 1 & 2: "We do so swear"
Wingman's Oath by ChristmasLoken December 25, 2010
wingman law
Wingman Law #1: Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you’ll go down together.
wingman law by BrahmabullNCSU January 20, 2007
Wingman Trade
A trade completed by an NBA executive who is a former champion of the club he's trading his player(s) to. Usually Wingman Trades are massively lopsided, appearing to make one party seem like a "wingman" who completely screws himself over for the benefit of his buddy who reaps the rewards/nails the prom queen.
Recent Wingman Trades include KG to Boston, and Gasol to LA.
Recent Wingman Trades include KG to Boston, and Gasol to LA.
Lakers fan: "Dude! Did you hear? Gasol got sent to the Lakers for absolutely nothing! How the f--k did they pull that off?!"
Grizzlies fan: "Wingman Trade. F--k you"
Grizzlies fan: "Wingman Trade. F--k you"
Wingman Trade by TTBlogger February 13, 2008
wingman magnet
Oh no, look it's Fat Mabel the wingman magnet. umm yeah, you're taking care of her while i get face time with any other monster that weighs less than 2,000 lbs.
wingman magnet by d.d. Pablo 2 February 10, 2010
Wingman Code of Honor
the code that shows how to be a good Wingman.
RULE #1
An good Wingman only takes one girl to save the rest for his partner/partners.
RULE #2
A good Wingman will help out his partner any time he needs.
RULE #3
A Wingman will always follow the sacred code BRO'S BEFORE HOES.
RULE #4
If said partner needs to dip the Wingman must follow rule above.
RULE #5
Never ever goes for seconds unless absolutely sure it will not come back to haunt him, partner has the right to deck his partner if he knows he doesnt have a chance of getting out alive.
And finally RULE #6
its always nice to have a booty call if things go for the worst.
RULE #1
An good Wingman only takes one girl to save the rest for his partner/partners.
RULE #2
A good Wingman will help out his partner any time he needs.
RULE #3
A Wingman will always follow the sacred code BRO'S BEFORE HOES.
RULE #4
If said partner needs to dip the Wingman must follow rule above.
RULE #5
Never ever goes for seconds unless absolutely sure it will not come back to haunt him, partner has the right to deck his partner if he knows he doesnt have a chance of getting out alive.
And finally RULE #6
its always nice to have a booty call if things go for the worst.
RULE #1
guy1 "bro your lucky im following the Wingman code of honor and only taking one."
guy 2"no shit your not takin 2."
RULE #2
guy 1 "your dude i am going to say all this good shit about you better remember this."
guy 2" when we get home ill see how we can hook u up with."
RULE #3
guy 1 "wtf man why the hell did u ditch us to chill with Amy BRO'S BEFORE HOES dude not cool."
guy 2 "sorry idk wut came over me."
RULE #4
guy 1 "dude we need to dip bad i just royally fucked up."
guy 2 "alright man wtf are we waiting for."
RULE #5
guy 1 "man i m going back in there."
guy 2 *punchs guy 1 in the face for such a stupid thought cause he just tapped his boss*"the fuck you are."
RULE #6
guy 1"dude it shit isnt going right with april."
guy 2"dont u still have ur booty call ashley hit that up."
guy 1"oh shit thats right ill call her now thanks bro."
guy 2"thats why im here."
guy1 "bro your lucky im following the Wingman code of honor and only taking one."
guy 2"no shit your not takin 2."
RULE #2
guy 1 "your dude i am going to say all this good shit about you better remember this."
guy 2" when we get home ill see how we can hook u up with."
RULE #3
guy 1 "wtf man why the hell did u ditch us to chill with Amy BRO'S BEFORE HOES dude not cool."
guy 2 "sorry idk wut came over me."
RULE #4
guy 1 "dude we need to dip bad i just royally fucked up."
guy 2 "alright man wtf are we waiting for."
RULE #5
guy 1 "man i m going back in there."
guy 2 *punchs guy 1 in the face for such a stupid thought cause he just tapped his boss*"the fuck you are."
RULE #6
guy 1"dude it shit isnt going right with april."
guy 2"dont u still have ur booty call ashley hit that up."
guy 1"oh shit thats right ill call her now thanks bro."
guy 2"thats why im here."
Wingman Code of Honor by Wingman 47 October 27, 2010