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Wingman Item 

A wingman item is typically something you can carry around no matter how large or small that stands out and is generally intriguing. The wingman item is used to start conversations with females if you have no way of directly approaching and talking to her/them. You need to be within a short walking distance for the girl you are trying to talk to, however, unlike a wingman, you are trying to get the girl to approach you; unless you are skilled enough to approach the girl with your item in some clever manner. This 'conversation' starter can lead to one or two results depending on how well you can sustain a conversation.

1) The conversation will avalanche down and you will be able to exchange numbers or at least some information.
2) The conversation will stop after you have talked a little about your wingman item, and she may say she needs to leave due to the stale conversation.

Don't forget your wingman item is only a conversation starter, and you should attempt to change the subject with general questions to keep the conversation flowing.
-Wingman item = Chihuahua

Female "Oh my gosh he is so cute!"
You "Yea, I've had him for a little while now."
Female "Where'd you get him?"
etc.

Guitars, pictures, or anything a little out of the ordinary tend to be good wingman items as well.
Wingman Item by Oshu September 6, 2010
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

hot dish 

Minnesota expression for a meal course meant to feed a family or a large group of people ofter brought to pot luck dinners. See caserole.
This tuna noodle hot dish is simply terrif.
hot dish by Clifford Hall July 15, 2008
Word of the Day on August 5, 2026