Life 

A whole lot of rules with not many people following them.

Bill: "How does he get away with it?"
Joe: "That's life! A whole lot of rules with not many people following them."

Life by MedicalDirector September 24, 2014

Life 

Death and taxes

Life is a good thing

Life by Whoknowswhatever December 29, 2016

Life 

Absolute shit.

Me:what is the definition of life?

Friend:Absolute shit.

Life by Ashley Candycorn June 13, 2017

Life 

Hell on Earth.

I hate Life.

Life by I like turtels August 5, 2017

Life 

What God gave you

Enjoy your life... not lyfe no one will pick you up.

Life by WhyUTakeMeName;-; September 30, 2017

Life 

A disease with a 70-80 year survival rate.

Person 1: Yeah, I contracted life.
Person 2: Woah man, me too!

Life by BillyMcSaggyTits January 14, 2018

Life 

The product of pointlessness getting shame preggo

Life sucks and if you disagree go fuck yourself.

Life by Dumb ass bitch hoe May 3, 2018