Nuke is the greatest tool of peace ever made. It prevent wars and, then it the
war starts, nuke finish it quickly.
Nuking Stuff has proven
popular over the last few years, especially with nazis, right-wing religious groups and crazed uncles. By far, the most popular nuking method is the old 'drop a nuke' but there are also such more intelligent methods, used by people like George Bush - these include 'get a clever person to plan it for you'.
Nuking stuff to
music has also recently become very popular. 'Nuke
Music' consists of terrorist bands such as System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine and N-Sync. Professional nukers
will also listen to Britney Spears, but this is only for advanced nukers. Another skill often attempted by Nukers is NUKING IN TIME TO
MUSIC. This type of nuking involves a rhythm and a
beat, and plenty of time and effort. Nukes are launched by correctly stepping on one of four arrows at the right time, the more preciseley the arrow is stepped on the more people are killed. A good Nuker can kill a few billion people (hell, it's
China) in one round (a full war takes three rounds).
Nuclear recipe
Here is a recipe to a nuke i found in the oval office
2 kilo's uranium 2 kilo's pie 1 very big empty
bomb 60,000 cookies 1 G. bush 1 land to nuke 0 braincells Much insanity
To make:
1. Mix the uranium with the pppie]] and put it in george bush.
2. Then, after a day, take bush his
shit and put it in the
bomb.
3. Add cookies
4. Drop it at the land you selected
Done!
The small letter: Uranium can only be found in bush his secret bunker or the planet
ur-anus.