mole 

A mix of cannabis resin and Benson and Hedges stuck in a cone and ripped through a bong, a nice bit of dirty blim

"rip that mole Ron you fucking pussy!look hermiones having a whitey!!!!" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

mole by Proffessor dumbledore January 26, 2004

Mole 

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum and then returning inside the anal cavity. It is related to the animal "Mole" where they stick their heads out of holes and then go back in.

I got a mole in my pants! It might turn into a turtle head soon!

Mole by James "Usually Well Hung" March 23, 2009

mole 

An undesirable female, especially one who makes one's life difficult. Male counterpart is a manmole

Paris Hilton is a MOLE

mole by dolfmeister February 12, 2005

mole 

a slime-like, cloying dumbass who schmoozes by blowing dicks and who is dumb as dipshit but who jerks off thinking he is some hotshot

the guy is such a mole

mole by anti-mole August 3, 2010

MOLE 

Original refering to an animal that lives in the ground. Also can be used to describe a girl with slutty qualities, who should also live in the ground where she belongs along with the other moles.

Man, see that girl, shes a fucing mole, shes been with every guy here !!

MOLE by Scott April 23, 2005

mole 

any outstanding or obvious grammatical, intellectual or logical mistake

(After nailing one's hand to the wall) Aw man, I just pulled a mole!

mole by habejebdah June 28, 2005

Mole 

1. Someone who was discovered in the seventh grade to be known forever as mole.

2. Someone who was highly made fun of and terrorized by people at his middle school. Especially people of hispanic descent.

3. Someone who will be friends with anyone who will listen to him rant on for days on end.

4. Someone who goes to a party and acts like a boggart, he also passes out extremely fast do to the fact that he's gay.

5 Someone who can't get a girl and blames all his friends for cock blocking. And when he actually gets laid he brags for years on end.

6. Someone who hangs out with a dumpy.

7. Someone who makes fun of a Calab.

Last night this boggart showed up to the party. Stole everyones weed and fell asleep really fast. Thats a mole for you.

"Hey guys can dumpy come hang out with us." said mole. "Are you kidding us we hate him." said group.

The one kid in your school that has no friends, but is willing to be friends with anyone would be called a mole.

You remember mole when he was in middle school, yeah he was an assface.

Mole by Gayke Daniels February 10, 2009