burger king 

A low priced fast food restaurant where one goes after 10 consecutive days of constipation in order to achieve an enema like effect with minimal damage!

I lost 10 pounds from using the shitter so much after eating burger king for supper!

burger king by Rosie November 15, 2003

Burger King 

American fast food chain that prides themselves on their flame-grilled hamburgers. Often criticized for the quality of their food, they're still usually considered a notch above establishments like McDonald's, but not as good as Carl's Jr./Hardee's or Steak n' Shake.

Gonna go to Burger King and get me a Whopperito!

Burger King by Buttfuck Dynasty November 6, 2016

burger king 

A well-known fast food joint.

I only ate from Burger King once, my burger was over cooked, and the fries tasted very defrosted.

burger king by Epic Fail Girl January 30, 2008

burger king 

A place where stupid people go to eat disgustingly unhealthy food, served to them by staff who are mostly just as disgustly unhealthy and stupid themselves.
(tip, if you want to know what eating fast food does to you, take a look at the overweight, greasy faced, mank haired guy/girl who serves you your food)

Q "where shall we go to eat tonight, honey?"
A "anywhere but burger king"

burger king by Super Matt 57 January 5, 2005

burger king 

a place where McDonald haters eat saying McDonalds is unhealthy, when Burger King is actually worse.

Everyone says McDonalds is bad so I'll eat at Burger King and assume it's better.

burger king by Rokuro October 12, 2009

burger king 

a place where you would go to order a whopper, a soggy flame-broiled hamburger made mostly of soy but still delicious because it is soggy, if you didn't dread the side of fried styrofoam they call french fries deep fried with onions. burger king french fries are not to be confused with the delicacy made of potatos and called by the same name.

because the french fries at the competitors are made with more potato flavor, you usually opt instead for a big classic, a pan fried square hamburger made of beef and flavored with extra beef sauce, at wendys, or a big mac, a pan fried stacked hamburger made of soy and served with a special sauce made of ketchup, mayonaise, and rat tails, at mcdonalds.

friend 1: you want to go to burger king for a whopper?

friend 2: no, let's go to wendy's or mcdonald's. burger king french fries suck worse than ever.

burger king by Jeep In Desert January 18, 2008

Burger King 

A slang term for the Home of the Whopper.

"Yo mane, I'm going to Burger King, what chu need, what chu need."
"You mean the Home of the Whopper?"
"My bad, mane."

Burger King by Banniker April 14, 2007