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penis by hardcorecliche October 12, 2006
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Penis
the thing that starts out as a vienna sausage, and either stays this way, or grows up to be mr penis
Penis
1) The thing that 'most' true men have.
2) The thing, that if is over 6 inches, all women will love.
3) The one thing, that mostly, you can't lose.
4) Turns lesbians back straight.
5) Devirginate women.
6) Should never be inserted into other men.
7) The thing that women put in there mouth when you tell them too.
8) Sometimes women stroke it with there hands and give you a hj
2) The thing, that if is over 6 inches, all women will love.
3) The one thing, that mostly, you can't lose.
4) Turns lesbians back straight.
5) Devirginate women.
6) Should never be inserted into other men.
7) The thing that women put in there mouth when you tell them too.
8) Sometimes women stroke it with there hands and give you a hj
1) "Hey baby, let me see your penis, I'm horny..."
2) "Oh baby, It's huge!"
3) "Shit where did it go?! Oh there it is, right where i left it!"
4) "I don't like men, sorry hun." (15 mins later) "Lets do it again.."
5) "But but.. I'm not ready" "Come on baby, if you love me you will do me"... "Oh god that was great"
6) "Hey Ron, wanna have sex?" "F*** Off dude!"
7) "It's nice isn't it?" "Mhmm.."
8) "Ohh, god.." "You like that doncha baby?"
2) "Oh baby, It's huge!"
3) "Shit where did it go?! Oh there it is, right where i left it!"
4) "I don't like men, sorry hun." (15 mins later) "Lets do it again.."
5) "But but.. I'm not ready" "Come on baby, if you love me you will do me"... "Oh god that was great"
6) "Hey Ron, wanna have sex?" "F*** Off dude!"
7) "It's nice isn't it?" "Mhmm.."
8) "Ohh, god.." "You like that doncha baby?"