Roommate 

Used to describe your wife after years of marriage. She becomes your roommate when the sex dries up, she annoys you all the time, she constantly badgers you about drinking larry (see larry), and when she speaks it sounds like the teacher on Charlie Brown.

"My roommate found a receipt in my pants for our night out at the bar. She was disgusted by the number of Larrys we drank."

Roommate by Bok Choy Jr. May 22, 2008

Roommate 

The reason why you are not sleeping right now. Not because he is annoying, but because he is one of your best friends even if he wasn't before rooming. The one who can make you laugh with random stuff he does in the safety of your room and vice versa. The kind that you can make endless inside jokes with, sometimes even daily.

I started randomly dancing and instead of judging me, my roommate applauded me

Roommate by awesomeroomie November 30, 2010

roommate 

laying on your stomach until your dick goes numb and then jacking off. It feels like your doing it to someone else, your roommate.

I was bored, and there was no one around so i gave myself a roommate.

roommate by David D's a fag March 18, 2004

Roommate 

Used to describe your wife after years of marriage. She becomes your roommate when the sex dries up, she annoys you all the time, she constantly badgers you about drinking larry (see larry), and when she speaks it sounds like the teacher on Charlie Brown.

"My roommate found a receipt in my pants for our night out at the bar. She was disgusted by the number of Larrys we drank."

Roommate by Bok Choy Jr. May 22, 2008

roommate 

fuck friend. also see mini mouse

i kicked my roommate to the curb

roommate by Anonymous November 17, 2002

Roommate 

Not my roommate. Little girl touching cripple who needs to be monitored 25/7 around children.

Hym “Not my roommate. I don’t have a roommate. What I had was a job working with cripples where the women took credit for my ideas, implemented them for the sake of their own self-promotion, and fucked a stuttering, useless, weak, small-minded cripple for nothing more than having a fat cock. If you want a fair comparison then compare me to the whores who fucked that cripple. If all of the criteria that would make me inferior to another man was applied to them, I would be better than them in every conceivable way. Each and every one of them was a stupid, lazy, piece of shit. Strip away the caveat of ‘well, they’re women so...’ and what are they? Nothing. I also don’t fuck mongoloids. I’m not a retard molester. So, I got that going for me. Furthermore, the cripple didn’t fill the gap left in the wake of NASA’s dissolution using his rich fathers seed money. I’ll expound on the nepotistic aspect in the next definition. Either way. Better than a cripple. Better than every whore.”

Roommate by Hym Iam October 17, 2022

roommate 

vine

person 1: ..and they were roommates!
person 2: Oh my god they were roommates.

roommate by SarahDreamer_YT June 9, 2020