McDonalds 

1. Home of Evil Personified - Ronald McDonalds
2.Place that people pretend to despise to act cool, but eat at every Saturday.

McDonald sucks ass! I hate it! *chomps on Big Mac*

McDonalds by Kay July 27, 2003

mcdonalds 

When using the bathroom in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.

I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.

mcdonalds by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

McDonalds 

The thing that’s running through your mind all day and night but the longer you keep eating McDonalds, you won’t be able to run at all

Have a healthy diet of McDonalds and you, yes, YOU! can have diabetes like the other 9.4% of the population!

McDonalds by MoneyFi$h January 26, 2019

mcdonalds 

The Hell Hole where i spend 90% of my time. probably gave birth to the 11:45-20:00 shift,probably also spawned by satan himself on his day off

does it need one???

mcdonalds by darkged182 May 26, 2004

mcdonalds 

A restaurant chain that strives to hire the dumbest fucktards to serve you the wrong order every time!

Me and my woman ran thru mcdonalds on the way home Friday night only to realize that when we got home,the dumb ass at the window gave us the wrong order like they do 9 out of 10 times!

mcdonalds by pipelayer24 June 24, 2013

McDonalds 

a nice place to work until some cutomer comes in acting as if i am so kind of low life. you should think twice before pissing off the person making your food. think about it!

come piss me off and see what kind of surprise you get in you bugger oops i mean burger.

McDonalds by LOVINIT!!! May 18, 2004

McDonalds 

A fast food place unfortunately found around the earth. Shitty food is easy to spot here, usually greasy beyond recognition, probably from the nasty pimple-faced losers rubbing their face in your food. These losers usually have voices that crack alot. McDonalds gets sued alot, and this is a good thing because McDonald's sucks

Holy shit, you eat at McDonalds? I feel sorry for you, you poor bastard.

McDonalds by . May 29, 2003