kumquat 

1. Small boobs
2. A small orange citrus fruit, high in Vitamin C
3. A fruit (homosexual person)
4. Idiot

1. Yo, Kidjwa, that chick as some perky kumquats
2. Hey, Frank, pass the bowl of kumquats, I believe I'm coming down with the scurvy
3. Yo, John's a kumquat, he touched my butt.
4. Rick is a kumquat he doesn't know anything

kumquat by Hernando Sanchez September 5, 2008

kumquat 

1. certain type of citrus fruit
2. random unknown; thingy, something or other, whatever

"her rpg character where invariably Decepticon jets/ seekers/ kumquat"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Giant Fish, kumquat, we are proud to present..."

kumquat by ragedaisy August 31, 2004

kumquat 

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions

fuck off you kumquat!

kumquat by Alex April 2, 2003

kumquat 

Like a date, only platonic. A friend-date, to get to know someone better or to catch up with them.

Alice asked me out on a kumquat - we're gonna go ice skating!

kumquat by I<3PIE January 28, 2015

kumquat 

A compliment if used by some guy who at one point in time looked like the Comic Book Guy

Kumquat's a cool word

kumquat by Gojira December 29, 2003

kumquat 

a euphemism for a little vagina

my girlfriend has a kumquat pussy

kumquat by kahoutek July 2, 2009

kumquat 

what's left on the sheets after sex

Oh damn! Do you see the size of that kumquat we left?? They're gonna know for sho' we had sex!

kumquat by momster64 July 16, 2008