gordo 

meansing greatest person alive.
always funny, doing amazing things, and just damn awesome!

happy

Jake: she is so gordo!
Tim: yes, i want to be her friend

gordo by bubbablue May 4, 2009

GORDO 

The Thickest or meat. If you are worthy of GORDO, you are an absolute unit.

He was big, he was GORDO.

GORDO by Garry whintorpe October 25, 2019

Gordo 

A gordo is a really long penis. 13+ inch is a gordo. Calling someone a gordo is a compliment, unless they are a girl. In which case, you are saying they have very long nipples.

Damn Luke, that's one big gordo you got there!

Gordo by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020

Gordo 

A person, usually a male who showers himself in an ecstacy of technology. The person needs the latest technology and would sacrifice a first-born child to obtain first generations of any new devices. Money, relationships and basic human needs do not come between Gordo and technology.

"Hank is being such a Gordo going to Wal-Mart to wait in line in the rain overnight for that new gaming system."

"I told my girlfriend we wouldn't be able to afford cabo because I was buying us both new phones. Her response? 'I can't believe I'm dating a Gordo.'"

Gordo by focuspoint December 14, 2008

Gordo 

Guys who love asian women

He pulled a Gordo, and brought the far east movement home.

Gordo by GTtttt December 10, 2010

Gordo 

A person named Gordon who also looks like a teddy bear

Wow, you are such a Gordo Gordon

Gordo by Gordooooo Sucks August 9, 2017

Gordo 

Hood ass blood nigga that fucks with his hood

Gordo is the big homie in his hood Everybody balls him for everything

Gordo by Nene400x August 13, 2019