A fairly attractive
man, don't let his
man-like appearance fool you. Deep down he is a man child who enjoys lewd jokes and playing in the park. He's a sweet
guy usually, but
will try to persuade you otherwise with buckets full of bravado and constant boasting. If he compliments you it
will usually be quickly followed by an insult, so don't get too excited. He's pretty fit, although could use a few more sit ups in the gym.
He's often known to steal people's catch phrases and use them as his own, and
will never concede to being wrong or not know directions. His favourite pastimes include munting, motorbike riding and chucking hissy fits when he loses his phone. He is creatively inclined, and can design clothes and
will usually play a musical instrument. Most common phrases include "All of the....", "I'm starting to enjoy your company, which is depressing" and donald
duck impersonations. He is also known for his very distinct dance moves. If you know an Alex, you'
re pretty lucky.
Guy1: "I went munting the other
night..."
Guy2: "
Oh, were you with Alex?"
Girl1: "That
guy is so hot....although he is really neglecting those sit ups"
Girl2: "Sounds like Alex."