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ALex

A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.
Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.

*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020
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Alex

A guy that simps over girls that plays video games. Doesn't listen to teammate callouts and says he's got this.
Teammate: To your right
Alex: I got this.

*Looks left and dies*

Alex: Ayo can I get your snap?
Girl: If you can out dps me in damage.
by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020
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Alex

A guy that simps over girls that plays video games. Doesn't listen to teammate callouts and says he's got this.
Teammate: To your right
Alex: I got this.

*Looks left and dies*

Alex: Ayo can I get your snap?
Girl: If you can out dps me in damage.
by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020
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Alex

A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.
Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.

*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
by sadfacesimp September 9, 2020
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Alex

A guy that simps over girls that plays video games. Doesn't listen to teammate callouts and says he's got this.
Teammate: To your right
Alex: I got this.

*Looks left and dies*

Alex: Ayo can I get your snap?
Girl: If you can out dps me in damage.
by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020
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Aristo

SO bad at cod he quits after he shoots his own shadow.
Entire Team: Did you just shoot your own shadow?
Aristo: *quiet asf*
by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020
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Alex

A guy that simps over girls that plays video games. Doesn't listen to teammate callouts and says he's got this.
Teammate: To your right
Alex: I got this.

*Looks left and dies*

Alex: Ayo can I get your snap?
Girl: If you can out dps me in damage.
by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020
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