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Goon
Keyboard Warrior Extraordinaire: An internet dweller dedicated to spreading anti-Semitic rants and railing against the state of Israel, typically while stationed in their parents' basement. They frequently throw around buzzwords like “Zionist agenda” and “global conspiracy,” yet never manage to back up their claims with actual facts.
"Don’t bother arguing with that Jew-hater goon. He’s just a keyboard warrior extraordinaire spouting nonsense about some Zionist agenda from his mom’s basement."
Goon by BasedBeyondBelief January 4, 2025
Goon
Verb: Goon(ing)
To chug water from as big as a container as possible, may or may not include, mugs, cups, and other forms of water containers.
To chug water from as big as a container as possible, may or may not include, mugs, cups, and other forms of water containers.
Guy1: me and my bro had a gooning competition yesterday!
Guy2: woah! Who won?
Guy1: I did! I chugged a whole bathtub.
Guy2: that’s a lot of water.
Guy2: woah! Who won?
Guy1: I did! I chugged a whole bathtub.
Guy2: that’s a lot of water.
Goon by HydrationHayden January 21, 2025